The 2K11 24/7 CXXIII: Blue & Orange

 

[Intro]
Yeah, ah ha, you know what it is
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Yeah, ah ha, you know what it is
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Blue and orange, blue and orange
[Chorus]
Yeah, ah ha, you know what it is
When we put in votes, we do it big
Minority? Screamin’ that’s nothin’
Conservative full control, that’s somethin’
Step into the House, when you see ’em you know everything
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Changing the gov from the East to the West, yes it’s
Blue and orange, blue and orange
Blue and orange, blue and orange
[Verse 1]
Blue main, orange tint
The green ain’t scared of em but the red is
No one saw it comin, look at Jack’s face
Wavin’ Harper flags at Tory HQ
Took 50 years, but now they’re made, foos
You better know that they’re the party poppin’ with the power
Got you haters tweetin’ bloggin get this up there in your noggin
Complain all you want, but the voter turnout’s horrid
Yes it’s rainin yes it’s pourin guess election’s too damn boring
It’s Blue Nation in 2011
Need a reason haters? Here’s 167.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]

Watchin’ live news — this just in

Votes for NDP, 3 outta 10
Add 4 for the Tories, first past the post
But lemme tell you what really matters most
70% votes, 87% seats
That means 30% gets you 13%
It’s kinda messed up, mathematically
But not as messed up — as it will be
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Got nuts on Election Day
What’s victory taste like? Ask Elizabeth May
Mike and Gilles resigned the next day
They tried so hard; it’s a damn shame
Steve’s back, Jack’s here, business kickbacks from the tax — and that’s that
Droppin’ cash on expensive jets
But the engines for ’em? We ain’t got ’em yet!
[Chorus]
–Casey E. Palmer
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Author: Casey E. Palmer

Calling the Great White North his home, Casey‘s spent the last few decades in pursuit of creating killer content. From novels as a kid, comics as a teen, to blogs and photos once he could grow a beard, he’ll use whatever’s around him to create amazing stuff. When he’s not creating, he’s parenting, exploring and trying to make life as awesome as possible for everyone around him. Because a boring life’s not a life worth living!

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