DMX’s B*tches | An Infographic

Last updated on April 10th, 2021 at 12:49 am

Well, that’s embarrassing. After doing a bunch of maintenance work on my old content, I’d accidentally deleted and re-published this one to all of my audience. Well… what’s done is done!

YO! For all y’all who haven’t been paying attention, this week has been a crazy one for me!

So this is me taking a break from the work I was doing to just break out and do something totally different—graphing out the women named in DMX’s “What These B**ches Want”. Yes. I went there.

In fact, if y’all like this, you’ll probably think I’m insane for what I’d do next—because most of that song can be graphed pretty easily!

So check it out 😂

After getting my DMX chart put together, I submitted it over to I Love Charts over at Tumblr, expecting to pull off some hits for my clever (yet horribly, horribly dated) wit. And get hits is what I did—over the course of a couple of days, it landed about 36 notes, which are people either reblogging or “liking” my content. Sweet! But that wasn’t the real surprise.

Tuesday morning, I got an email from my friend Clare labelled “OMG your GRAPH!” Now, here I was thinking that she’d seen it and was just appalled at the material I was putting together—but then I thought, “Wait a minute—this is Clare—she wouldn’t give a crap”. When I opened the email, I went bug-eyed.

My pie chart had made it onto The Huffington Post! Yes—apparently my chart had made enough of an impact on someone for them to go and post it in the humour section of one of the most-viewed and commented-upon newspapers on the Internet! My joke of a chart had somehow built up some notoriety of its own! Sweet!

So let’s see what a little more exposure did for the stats:

• 4800 views
• 240 diggs
• 110 shares on Facebook
• 75 comments

So you know what this means, right?

Case P’s gotta make some more charts!

Keep it cool, everyone!