Okay, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.
So I’ve promised for a while that I’d start a new blog with a new direction. But I had to stop and think about that one—there’s how many blogs on the Internet already about people and their lives that nobody really care about? I mean, sure, many people of “Generation Please-Attach-a-Letter-Here-so-Social-Scientists-Can-Better-Label-Us” probably have multiple blogs:
- The blog they use to keep up on downloads from other blogs.
- Or the blog they use to trick their parents into thinking that they lead a wholesome, trouble-free life.
- How about the blog they keep on lock down to get all emo with—whining, crying, moaning, groaning, all the fun stuff!
This won’t be any of those.
I was looking at my bank account balance one day, and found myself trying to figure out where the hell all my money had gone. It really doesn’t help that I do enough of my transactions in cash so I can stash the change away for a rainy day.
So then it came to me! It was a glorious moment in the shower, and I nearly slipped and killed myself, but I’m okay, I swear! I need to make a blog about my life. A blog where I can rate and track what the hell happened, since I obviously don’t know. All the crap I buy, the places I eat, the stuff I read! Yes. Yes, this will be excellent.
Stay tuned, all!
P.S. Mom and Dad, as you’ll probably come across this blog as I grow in popularity and stature, yup, it’s pretty much all true. But don’t worry. If you have come across this, I’m probably reasonably wealthy by this point, so you don’t really have to worry.